I
have seen many articles on the merits attached to being a beautiful and
an adorable lady, so I decide to come up with this counter thread.
To
a broad view, beauty and ugliness has its good and derogatory sides,
and I trust that many of us must have read so many write-ups about the
favour, undisputed attention and preferential treatments beautiful
ladies often receive.
As a general rule, they say
beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder but let's not deceive ourselves;
the eyes of the beholder or not, it does not change the fact that some
ladies are below the beauty level. (Can dwarf be regarded as a tall
person?)
Note: This is not a generalization of ugly ladies, but an average sizable number of them.
Lemme keep the ball rolling 8)
10 Benefits of Being Ugly As A Lady
1. Higher Chances Of Virginity Retention Till Marriage
This
may be true but not so true. Though ugliness is not a determinant of a
keeping one's virginity or abstain from s*x, but to a minimum extent,
when a lady is extraordinary ugly, she's most like not to be the chase
of kitty-cat obsessed guys flooding every street, hence, making her lack
the opportunity of getting laid
2. Less Promiscuous
When
a lady is very ugly/not pretty, there's high probability that she will
have few number of toasters stalking her both online and offline, and
this might make her stay focused in her academics and other things,
unlike beautiful ladies on campuses who are being swayed and distracted
by the chases from their fellow students or lectures, hence, making the
lose focus in their academic pursuit.
3. High Chances of Finding True Love
This
is to say that any guy that asks her for a relationship see beyond her
mere look of a lady, and he's likely to love her against all odds even
though her friends castigate him saying "so na that sukurat wey no even
fine u dey date now?" This reminds me of the way Makinde rebuked me when
I asked a lady with a terrible tribal mark on her face on a date
4. She May Not Have Trust Issues In Her Relationship
Since
her boyfriend knows deep down in his mind that his girlfriend is not in
any way pretty, he might be in Abuja while she's in Zamfara, he need
not worry about someone else bleeping his girlfriend. ��
5. Well Cultured/Behaved
Yoruba
adage says, "if a lady is not pretty, at least she should be well
cultured/behaved so that people can see beyond her looks. From this
adage, we can deduce that, to a large extent, ugly ladies are somewhat
well cultured/behaved (though not all), unlike pretty ladies who are
stereotyped to be pompous and proud
6. Little Or No Gold Digging Habit
My
research and findings have shown that not so pretty ladies barely
gold-dig guys, because the chances is very slim. Many at times, money is
not their criteria for choosing a guy
7. Financial Benefits
A
beautiful girl financial approach is more likely to be turned down
unlike that of an ugly girl. The suffering is already hidden behind the
beauty, but even if an ugly girl is financially stable and she tells you
the opposite, you'd believe cos the look itself is already poor
8. Less Spending
An
ugly girl is less concerned about her looks/body. Not like beautiful
girls, who are always consious about their face, skin etc. Some ugly
girls save more that beautiful girls. They've got plans of doing other
things with money rather than spending it on their looks. A beautiful
girl can even go hungry just to keep the beauty going
9. Public Stare
An
ugly is free from public stare cos no one would wanna keep staring at
an unpleasant front and back side. They move freely, unlike the
beautiful ones who are always scared of going out cos of the
stare/public harassment. Reminds me of a beautiful girl in high heels
shoe. The public stare was unbearable for her, she mistook a step, and
fell flat to the ground. What an embarrasement! At such, ugly girls gat
no worries. They are free to do the "Naomi Campbell" walk without people
staring
I drop my pen at this point
Oyah keep throwing chairs and stones ��
Runs out of thread
Have fun
Originally written by: Tosyne2much
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